3rd Birthday Not Just For 3 Year Olds

There was a PSP game called the 3rd Birthday, it is part of the Parasite Eve series, whatever that this. Either way, this game is shallow and hard, just like many Japanese games.

The problem with this game is that it is overly sexy for basically no reason. You have clothes that seem to disappear as you get shot at. Makes no sense really. There are also costumes such as leather outfits, sexy Santa outfit, skimpy bathing suit, etc. Really shallow, like I said. There is also a completely unnecessary shower scene. How do you watch it? You just have to beat the game 100 times. Do you think that is enough??

Ever play a game called Mindjack? Probably not, because it bombed and had terrible reviews. Well anyway, the game was similar to the 3rd Birthday, because you can mind-jack into other bodies. Why someone would imitate another bad game, the world may never know. All I know is that the gameplay sucks, and the levels are overly hard for no reason.

For a PSP game though, this game packs a lot of entertainment, especially in bite size pieces. If you had to play this game continuously, you would get bored and frustrated quickly. That is because most boss battles are the same. But the graphics and action are decent. Sometimes I forget that these games were originally designed to be played on a screen the size of a sugar packet.

Be sure to take the time to review Parasite Eve: The 3rd Birthday for yourself. You do not want to cheat yourself by missing out on the experience. I think there is also an easier way to see the shower scene. I think when you first play the game and go to HQ, if you go to the locker room immediately you can take a shower. So there is your motivation.

Video Game Remix Created By Alex K